Thursday, January 29, 2009

twenty five things

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You can tag the person who tagged you but don't do it if you don't want to. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.

(To do this, go to “NOTES” under tabs on your "PROFILE" page (you may have to add the tab by clicking on the + sign), click on "Compose New Messsage" and paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)


1. I like kids, but dogs are better.

2. The Stars are probably the best band I've heard in a while.

3. Someday I want to own a speed boat so I can take my friends out and go waterskiing whenever I please.

4. Spiders scare the shit out of me.

5. I think that a lot of people miss the wonderful things in life because they move too fast and get caught up in daily routines (often, I am one of these people).

6. I am judgemental; I'm working on that.

7. Something I hate about myself: my laziness.

8. Something I love about myself: my sense of humor.

9. I've lived in 8 states.

10. I never thought I'd be a college drop-out, but I am.

11. Yes, I've been in the drunk tank.

12. I'm very indecisive and cannot for the life of me choose something to pursue as a career because I'm afraid I will get sick of anything that I choose.

13. I think toes are cute.

14. My dog eats poop and then licks my face and somehow this no longer bothers me.

15. I worry way too much.

16. Last year I found out that I have an extra vertebrate that is out of place and fused to my hip bone.

17. I was born with a full head of hair.

18. I kind of resent my father for not being able to send me to college and I feel terrible for it.

19. It takes me a really long time to get over things.

20. Recently I've become very interested in horoscopes.

21. The smell of library books makes me feel sick to my stomach, it's very strange.

22. I am a firm believer in karma.

23. When I was little I was the most selfish person you'd ever meet.

24. If I could be any animal I would be a dolphin.

25. I believe everyone we meet has something to teach us.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

"the way life should be"

today i really miss camp memories and all my favorites so i would like to take a moment to remember some fabulous times and let you all know how much i love you!

lynde- remember when we would make ridiculous noises over the radios and annoy people? and sit around the fire yelling at the older girls to be quiet when we were really just gossiping and eating lots of marshmallows. oh and of course your unforgettable blister exploding all over dentons face, and our impression of bob running over ogie (ohhh nooooooooooooo). NYE SF! we need to start planning our next trip.

julia- i miss work crew and how hilarious it was. orange hats. party on the beach (lynde getting practically naked and sitting on you). you prancing around pretending your knee was healed. our crazy nicknames. "this is why WE'RE HOTT". adventures in new hampshire, north carolina and now california. you're such a great friend :)

snoopie poopie- putting human characteristics upon animals, specifically seagulls. riding the gator. "meyum meyum meyum". the OUJI board (i think i spelled it wrong). hide and seek in the playhouse with tony. mulch. polyeurothaning the lodge approximately 4 times. cold wet rainy days and space heaters in oak. you witnessing a small french boy stripping on the tennis courts.

wes- running together. texting. ghost riding. laughing and sitting outside the staff lounge in our spot. our obsession w. merrit and his lawn mower. learning so much.

denton- i miss saying your name to the tune of mario..."dentondentondenton". pats pizza. riculous work crew memories. putting the docks together. when are you moving to california?

toenails- i miss our meetings in manch vegas during the off season. speeding through red lights. me trying to push you over and never succeeding. work crew tv nights and diving to the bottom of the lake to find the morrings (or watching you do it). big buck hunter. watching you ride around in the gator de-bugging camp. releasing the hounds.

doug- lifeguarding course. being an hour late to it. 9 nipples. you walking around and explaining in detail what everyone in your sight was doing.

phil- you breaking multiple benches, a boat, a cabin, and everything in your sight basically. you crack me up.

ryan- your stench. fun in portsmouth for the KP reunion. the north carolina state fair...ew. california love.

alice- don't even know where to begin. i'll start w/ trackie bottoms. your bug bites and vaseline. AS IF! our adventures in london. skinny dipping. family camp. rattlesnake memories from back in '05. you dancing to britney spears in the playhouse in the most ridiculous outfit i'd ever seen. such good days.

james and aidan- best foreign boys i know. such great times at the beach, on the boats, staff lounge craziness. rattlesnake adventures, family camp. how about that time we all piled into my studio apartment and could hardly breath it was so hot and sweaty.

GW- gosh....how about work crew 06. chopping lots of wood, drinking starbucks. being late in the morning. you losing your glasses in the lake. trips to portland. piling into a tent at the launch pad and trying to talk to spirits in the rain.

danimal- the SCAB. orangie 1. orangie 2. orangie 3. the funerals. you getting pulled over in my saab. laughter in general.

Friday, January 23, 2009

you only meet your once in a lifetime friend once in a lifetime

"i believe that one friend can save you from total misery"- from the book stone garden... i believe it too.

thank you jenelle for always being there. 11 years and you are STILL listening to my crap. i don't know how to thank you enough. i seriously don't think i would be sane without you as my friend<3

Monday, January 19, 2009

dog bites and side mirrors

picnic in berkeley:

belle decides to attack two foreign people sitting on a blanket (when i say attack, i mean with kisses). the couple starts SCREAMING as if belle is some sort of beast about to eat them alive. i've honestly never seen anyone react to a dog that way before! especially one thats trying to give them kisses, not canines in their flesh.

erin, lara and i start walking towards the actual dog park and we hear "CRACK". surely that was the sound of a biker smashing into someones side-view mirror. sure enough, a homeless looking bicyclist crashed into MY side view mirror while i happened to be walking by. i honestly had no idea what to do, so i shrugged my shoulders and walked on.

we enter the dog park and chill for a bit. theres this woman, about 30 maybe, carrying a really old cocker spaniel in her arms while her other dog played. a pack of dogs starts heading towards her, she's not looking and BAM her legs are taken out from under her and she's airborn and hits the ground all the while not letting go of the dog (who isn't even phased by the event whatsoever). i honestly had to bite my tongue because the dog's reaction, or lack there of, was just classic! his ears flew up as they were falling and his facial expression was as if he was thinking "welp, we're goin down i guess.....?"


dog park in mill valley:

i'm standing watching the dogs play when two dogs start trying to play with belle. she doesn't seem to like it all and starts to snarl and do her whole screaming "get the fuck away from me!!!!" deal. the dogs decide to attack so i grab belle while the other owners grab their dogs and belle's SO riled up that she lunges to bite one of the dogs but instead latches onto my arm and CLAMPS down full force. seriously, who bites their mom? then some lady from across the park decides that she wants to walk all the way over to tell me how i didn't handle the situation properly and that i shouldnt reprimand belle because she didnt do anything wrong and that it's gonna mess her up mentally.

THEN belle decides to chase a dog about a quarter of a mile down the path away from the dog park so i had to chase her yelling and screaming in my boots and pea coat all pissed off. my dog is NOT behaving and it's most likely all my fault. great.